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Greetings, Earthlings!

So, it's recently been brought to my attention that there are actually people viewing this website, which I think is absurd as it is a very lame and useless website; however, I am going to spend the entirety of today (4/5/09) redoing everything because I was a huge loser the last time I changed anything (6/08), thus leaving the site gayer than AIDS for nearly a year.
 
I have worked into the seventh and I am still not done.

I'm not going to ramble on at you like you're a retard... yet. This is all pretty self-explanatory, I should think.
 
"Check back soon or small children will be beat with their ancestors' bones."
ftw?

  

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Please be sure to get in touch and let me know what you think of my site. And I know that you wouldn't say anything bad, because I'll unleash my flying bunnies on small Mexican children to beat them with hobo bones. Or maybe it was the other way around...