Really Long Survey (over 200) last edit: summer '08, I presume. All I'm going to change at the moment are statement that are no longer valid. I'm leaving all the stupid but true comments I once made. -_-'

What is your name?: Chelsea
Are you named after anyone?: Chelsea Clinton or a poodle, as embarrassing as it is.
What's your screename?: It's lame. That's what it is.
Would you name a child of yours after you?: No.
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: Loyal Truman o.O
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: Dylan, most likely.
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: The occasional Chelsa (Hah, Brandon), for pronounciation, and Chelsie, or even Chealse for spelling.
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: Naw.

Basics

Your gender:: Female... Gender roles = BLECK.
Straight/Gay/Bi:: Well, I've never liked a girl before, but I keep an open mind. ^_^
Single?: Heck yes.
If not, do you want to be?: I'm content, I think.
Birthdate:: 10-17-1992
Your age:: Sixteen
Age you act:: I can be six, or I can be sixty-six. It depends on my mood.
Age you wish you were:: Sixteen's okay.
Your height:: 5'2"
Eye color:: Ice blue
Happy with it?: Yep.
Hair color:: Light brown.
Happy with it?: Sure.
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: Righty, yo.
Your living arrangement:: HELL! Just kidding.
Your family:: I live with my dad and sister.
Have any pets?: Who, me? No. Some family pets, I guess, but I don't claim them.
Whats your job?: Student by day, hellraiser by night. 8X
Piercings?: Zee-roh. But I'd love to have my septum pierced.
Tattoos?: Nooope. I don't think I'll ever actually get one...
Obsessions?: Insanely loud music and espresso. In other words, HE-BREWS COFFEE. ("Don't go to the keg party, don't go there!" Haha, good times at the coffeeshop. XD)
Addictions?: See above.
Do you speak another language?: No way! Damn Hispanics can learn MY language! XP Kidding. I'm learning Japanese... Watashi wa imo desu! =^.^=
Have a favorite quote?: Not really. But my catchphrase right now is "Espresso is the straight edge equivalent of alcohol." -- Yours Truly.
Do you have a webpage?: Yes. And you're on it. =)

Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it

Do you live in the moment?: No. You know the quote, "Live for today, because you might not be here tomorrow." Here's my version: "If you live for today, there's a damn good chance you won't be here tomorrow." You have to live in the future because you're going to spend the rest of your life there. Yes, you DID see that on a poster in your school. I already said I was lame.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Oh yeah. There's that open-minded thing again. Now trust is a different story.
Do you have any secrets?: Oh, you bet!
Do you hate yourself?: No. I love me. =D
Do you like your handwriting?: Actually, I love it. It's like half cursive, half not, all loopy-ish. No one else can read it though. That's probably not a good thing.
Do you have any bad habits?: Cracking my knuckles. Picking at my lip.
What is the compliment you get from most people?: Probably something pertaining to my poems/stories/drawings. Maybe my long hair or ice blue eyes...
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Does it matter? If they made a movie about me, no one would bother to watch it.
What's your biggest fear?: I don't really have much for fears. It's all paranoia or OCD.
Can you sing?: I'm able. And yes, I can hit the high notes. As long as by hitting them, you include smashing them to bits.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: What the crap?? Now WHY would I do that? O.o
Are you a loner?: When I want to be.
What are your #1 priorities in life?: My life is kind of pointless, but I always can come up with some sort of demented priorities! 1) to have my first column longer than my second column on Myspace, despite comments. [Which I've already fulfilled, and now I have a DIV layout I made myself. ^^] 2) to find my birthday [101792] in pi. So far, I've found 101729. 3) I want to make a difference in the world... Particularly the future generations... 4) I want to sort out my priorities! ^^
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: Not sure. It depends on who "another person" is. If "another person" is someone like me, then I'm sure I'd get along with me just fine. =D
Are you a daredevil?: Yes, but not a stupid one... Okay, not a REALLY stupid one!
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: My paranoia.
Are you passive or agressive?: Neither. I'm neutral. I avoid conflict, but if someone reaaaalllly pisses me off, they're gonna hear it...
Do you have a journal?: Not one that I write in anymore... I have little excerpts I do in school and my "Remnants" page on here, but that's it...
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Strength: I can stand alone. Weakness: I'm a ditz.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I think I'd rather change the world.
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Yes, but everyone has a moment of weakness. Mine happened to be yesterday, actually.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Yeah, but I try not to think about it. (Thanks for reminding me... >.<)
Do you think life has been good so far?: Suuure.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Without honesty, there can't be trust. My lesson for this year, though, is not to judge people. I've gone over that so many times...
What do you like the most about your body?: My eyes.
And least?: My teeth. (Yes, I blotched them white for $150 and still hate them.)
Do you think you are good looking?: Maybe if I cared, I would.
Are you confident?: I most definitely am.
What is the fictional character you are most like?: How about Evanna from Cirque Du Freak.
Are you perceived wrongly?: We all are, because everyone is so judgemental.

Do You...

Smoke?: NO
Do drugs?: NO
Read the newspaper?: Sometimes.
Pray?: Often.
Go to church?: I go to the basement of a church...
Talk to strangers who IM you?: I would. But no one IMs me.
Sleep with stuffed animals?: YES
Take walks in the rain?: I would, if I was in a get-off-my-ass mood, which is rare.
Talk to people even though you hate them?: I don't hate anyone.
Drive?: No, I'm only 16. Oh wait, that's invalid now... Well... consider yourself lucky that I don't drive. Hehe.
Like to drive fast?: ^

Have You Ever?

Liked your voice?: Not often.
Hurt yourself?: Accidently, all the time, because I'm such a ditz. As for intentionally... well... I sew, play with needles a lot, just poking myself, and a couple times I stuck the needle through the skin all the way... But it wasn't an "I'm-so-depressed-life-sucks-woe-is-me" thing. It was a "gee-I'm-bored-I'm-going-to-stick-this-needle-through-my-leg" thing.
Been out of the country?: If only.
Eaten something that made other people sick?: POOPY CHEESE!! This should ring a bell with the best of you. ^_^ Oh and I drank a soda with sleeping pills in it, but that made ME sick too! See July 18, 2007 in "Remnants" for more information.
Been in love?: Nup. Don't know that there's even such a thing.
Done drugs?: Not willingly. I've been drugged, and people think it's funny to blow pot smoke into my face sometimes.
Gone skinny dipping?: No, but I'd like to.
Had a medical emergency?: Not really.
Had surgery?: Had my tonsils removed when I was five.
Ran away from home?: Naw
Played strip poker?: Yes. In school. =P We only got through shoes, anyway, and we were just messing around. UPDATE: We played rummy in my basement and four of us got totally naked. Twas fun. I am planning a strip poker party for this Sunday. Twill be ten times as fun as the last one because we'll have more nudie people and less clothed onlookers.
Gotten beaten up?: No
Beaten someone up?: No
Been picked on?: Haven't we all?
Been on stage?: Yes, for orchestra/band.
Slept outdoors?: I slept on Kristi's trampoline one time, and I got peed on by "this guy." Ahaha. I'm just kidding. I meant "the sky." But say them both out loud... See what I mean?
Thought about suicide?: Well, yeah, I've thought about nearly everything... What else is there to do around here? But no, I haven't seriously considered it... Why the heck would I? O.o
Pulled an all nighter?: Yes.
If yes, what is your record?: I fell asleep at one-thirty the next morning. My friend came over, and I told her to wake me up at three so we could leave. Well, from her story, she poked me and yelled my name and I wouldn't budge so she left without me. She also told me that I sat up, looked around, and fell back asleep, and I didn't remember it. And I talked to my mom over the phone in my sleep! Or no... That's not my record! I've actually stayed up until the next day once when Amber and Patraw were over!! YAY ME!!!
Gone one day without food?: No!! That could never happen. I can hardly go five hours without food.
Talked on the phone all night?: Not ALL night... But I had a conversation with Patraw that lasted for over six hours! And I was on the phone with John for nearly twelve hours, but we weren't really talking. In fact we fell asleep. So I don't think I can count it. Hah. And then, now I talk to Todd for seven hours straight like once a week, but not really all night...
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: Yeah, of course.
Slept all day?: Yeah.
Killed someone?: No.
Made out with a stranger?: No.
Had sex with a stranger?: No.
Thought you're going crazy?: Yes. But only when I compare myself to other people. I don't do that anymore though. =)
Kissed the same sex?: Yep. =) Truth or Dare...
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: Well... I've been known to get a little wild during Truth or Dare with my once-good-friend Patraw... =D I mean, I've done things that could be considered sexual, but without a sexual intention... If  that made any sense.
Been betrayed?: Yes... Again, haven't we all?
Had a dream that came true?: Not the whole dream, but the ideas in it.
Broken the law?: They have so many laws, I'm sure I have...
Met a famous person?: Depends on your definition of famous. Fame is being known. I know a lot of people who are known. It really depends on how widely known you mean.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Probably, an insect or something.
On purpose?: Only mosquitoes or tentworms... Years ago.
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: Yeah.
Stolen anything?: Yeah. This was all so long ago...
Been on radio/tv?: Umm... don't think so.
Been in a mosh-pit?: Oh, I love them... I'm allowed to anymore, because, well... I just hurt myself mostly... But it's a rush, man... Yeeeah.
Had a nervous breakdown?: Yeah, I guess.
Bungee jumped?: No
Had a dream that kept coming back?: =O THE BEAR!!!

Beliefs

Believe in life on other planets?: Yes, maybe not planets anywhere near our solar system, but we definitely can't be the only planet with life.
Miracles?: No. I believe that anything can happen, but I believe that everything happens for a reason. I believe in crazy things happening, but not miraculously, purposefully.
Astrology?: Eh.
Magic?: Eh.
God?: Most of the time.
Satan?: Eh.
Santa?: Haha.
Ghosts?: Sometimes.
Luck?: Naw.
Love at first sight?: Nah... Not even sure I believe in love at all.
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: I guess.
Witches?: You mean people that practice wicca, do spells, stuff like that? Yeah, of course. I've known some of them before... I was one back in the day. lawl.
Easter bunny?: ...No
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: Well, until you die... Nothing lasts forever. Then again, eternal life and all. =/
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: Is that a serious question??
Do you wish on stars?: Not often... I used to when I was real little...

Deep Theological Questions

Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: I think that, most likely, we reincarnate. Maybe there is a heaven, but we're going about getting there in all the wrong ways. We can't just ask for God's forgiveness for all our sins and expect to go to heaven. We have to earn it. Maybe we reincarnate until we've earned our place in heaven... I guess I'll never know until I reach the end of life...
Do you think God has a gender?: You call this a "deep theological question"?? Who CARES if God has a gender?
Do you believe in organized religion?: Well...
Where do you think we go when we die?: I kind of like the thought of "unfinished business", but instead of becoming ghosts we get another chance : reincarnation. And we have to prove ourselves worthy of entering heaven or whatever. But of course, it doesn't matter what I like. Because whatever's there is there. If I wind up in Hell...

Friends

Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: No fully gay ones, but most of them actually are the slightest bit bi. I'll even admit that I may be... I haven't really met a girl that I'm interested in, but I'm leaving it open for the sake of optimism.
Who is your best friend?: KELLY. ^^
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: Myself. That's about it... Really...
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: Probably something my dad said... I'd have to think...
Your favourite inside joke?: You want me to pick only one?? Fine. TUB-SHITTER!
Thing you're picked on most about?: My odor? =P
Who's your longest known friend?: Amber, Gina, or Kyleyann
Newest?: Hmm.
Shyest?: Jaclyn.
Funniest?: Todd.
Sweetest?: Erin.
Closest?: Kelly.
Weirdest?: Chris. rofl.
Smartest?: Dylan.
Ditziest?: Kristi.
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Dylan and Yuri

Last person you talked to online?: Kelly.
Who do you talk to most online?: Kelly.
Who are you on the phone with most?: Todd.
Who do you trust most?: Gracie... Someone remind me WHY.
Who listens to your problems?: Gracie. But she IS the only one I really tell...
Who do you fight most with?: No one... I never thought I'd get to say that...
Who's the nicest?: Kelly.
Who's the most outgoing?: Hannah?
Who's the best singer?: Erin!
Who's on your shit-list?: No one.
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: Haven't we been over the fact that I think about everything? Anyway, I haven't seriously considered it... obviously... Haha.
Who's your second family?: Some of the kids down at He-Brews, yo. And Roy's family. Also, Todd's younger sister, because she's cute. Hah.
Do you always feel understood?: No, but does anyone ALWAYS feel understood? Thing is, I understand myself, and that's all that matters.
Who's the loudest friend?: Crystal
Do you trust others easily?: No...
Who's house were you last at?: Roy's.
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: *insert deep sigh.*
Do your friends know you?: Yeah, mostly. Not ENTIRELY, but mostly.
Friend that lives farthest away: Tate =(
Friend that lives closest to you:: Erin.

Love and All That

Do you consider love a mistake?: What sense does that make??
What do you find romantic?: Uhh?
Turn-on?: A good vocabulary, sense of humor... brown eyes and red hair. Hah.
Turn-off?: Shallowness.
First kiss?: Define kiss.
If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating you how would you feel?: I don't know. Not a lot different than I always feel...
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them?: YES!!! Not only do I prefer it, but I will never date someone without knowing them first again!! That can only end in disaster, and unfortunately, I had to learn it the hard way.
Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out?: Not really. I've never cared what was "socially acceptable."
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: It really is what's on the inside that counts, and when someone is beautiful on the inside, they will look better on the outside. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: I care not.
What is best about the opposite sex?: What is all this gender roles stuff anyway?
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: Gah!
What's the last present someone gave you?: Mark bought me a stuffed turkey for Christmas. Yeah. You're jealous.
Are you in love?: What the crap is love anyway?
Do you consider your significant other hot?: Yeah. My imaginary insignifigant other is pretty damn sexy...

Who Was the Last Person...

That haunted you?: What??
You wanted to kill?: Gracie.
That you laughed at?: I don't know. Maybe my dad.
That laughed at you?: Gracie.
That turned you on?: rofl.
You went shopping with?: My dad and sister.
That broke your heart?: *sigh.*
To disappoint you?: The fucker that scored my ACT?
To ask you out?: Mark.
To make you cry?: The most recent heart-breaker combined with the disappointer...
To brighten up your day?: Todd.

That you thought about?: Todd, apparently, I just wrote his name.
You saw a movie with?: Mark, I think. We saw "The Day the Earth Stood Still."
You talked to on the phone?: Todd.
You saw?: Dad/Gracie.
You lost?: That could mean a lot of things...

Right This Moment...

Are you going out?: No
Will it be with your significant other?: I'm not going out...
Or some random person?: I SAID I'M NOT GOING OUT!!!
What are you wearing right now?: An plum tank top and old jeans. Want me to describe my underclothes too? (Do yourself a favor and don't answer that.)
Body part you're touching right now: Ummm... The keyboard? I'm typing, dumbass.
What are you worried about right now?: Whether or not I can actually do better than I am now.
What book are you reading?: Nothing yet, but I plan to obtain 'WOLF ISLAND' by DARREN SHAN!!! **Holds up book.** Oohs and ahs are encouraged.
What's on your mousepad?: Nothing, I'm on my laptop.
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: Indifferent, unconcerned... **gets thesaurus** ... disinterested... neutral, and... **closes thesaurus** bored.
Are you bored?: Very
Are you tired?: Naw
Are you talking to anyone online?: No
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: No.
Are you lonely or content?: Contently lonely. (I'm alone, but I'm pretty happy with it.)
Are you listening to music?: "Sometimes I Just Go For It" by The Used. =)