All Will Bow to Me
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Remnants Of That Which Is My Very Existence
Photographs of Those Who May Be Important to Me In Some Way
The Sharing of Fond Memories Between Me and My Acquaintances
My Twisted Beliefs and Opinions
I Hate School and I Want It to Be Blown Up
Products of My Own Inspiration and Boredom
Musical Nourishment
The Gateway to All Things AWESOME!
Bow Before Your Master
PLUTO TO KRISTI WEBBER!
Greetings, Earthlings!

I know no one reads this.
 
But I waste my precious time on it anyways, because...
-- It helps me vent.
-- It entertains me.
-- I listen to the music I put on it.
-- It loads fast so I can post all the stuff on it that MySpace eats.

I'll use this site to post lots of favorite pictures of my friends (and Gracie). I'll be sure to pick out the most hideous, embarrassing, and disturbing ones that I can. And they'll all still love me, no matter how much I demean them. Aren't my friends great?

I'm also going to use this web site to express myself. I'll have a page dedicated solely to my distorted beliefs and opinions, and another page that displays some of my own original writing and/or artwork (if I ever acquire the ambition to post any writing/artwork on the site) I also have a music page, which is, in my opinion, the most remarkable page on the site because music is amazing. So amazing that it's Dylan's boyfriend! =O

I'll try to update this site frequently (unless I forget, get really bored of it, or both), so make sure to check back. Also, small children will be beat with their ancestors' bones if you don't... Apparently, some humans care about that sort of thing....

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Please be sure to get in touch and let me know what you think of my site. And I know that you wouldn't say anything bad, because I'll unleash my flying bunnies on small Mexican children to beat them with hobo bones. Or maybe it was the other way around...